Soggy masks and crowded buses just add to the Covid issues for Sutton comedy star
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It’s October and that means we can expect some rain.
We are also experiencing a pandemic and that means we are wearing masks.
The logical consequence of those two facts is that we’re going to get wet masks.
This happened to me recently.
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Hide AdI was travelling back from performing at a stand-up comedy gig and was walking to the bus stop because the curfew meant I wasn’t travelling home late
and a bus is about the level of glamour I’d better get used to now.
As the heavens opened and I counted myself lucky that I was wearing my winter coat.
I hadn’t noticed the droplets of rain water slowly absorbing into my disposable mask.
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Hide AdA few minutes later it had started to turn into a kind of papier-mâché.
If you want to make a mould of your lower face this is a great trick but for the rest of us it’s bad news.
Wet paper doesn’t let air through.
There’s no official Government advice on what to do if you get a wet mask.
Some people have said that even after you dry it off it won’t be as effective.
That makes sense for the ones made of paper.
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Hide AdYou can also tell if a book has been dropped in the bath no matter how well you dry it off.
This also means it’s a bad idea to soak your paper mask in cold tea to make it look like an old pirate era mask.
A fabric mask you can wash but that doesn’t help you in the moment.
When you have that wet cloth mask on your face it feels like wearing a damp sock.
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Hide AdI mentioned this issue on social media. I’d like to thank everyone who rushed to point out that a water-proof mask might not be a good idea.
You could make one from plastic but you’d find it much harder to breath.
You’d end up blowing most of your air out the sides.
I realise I may be over-reacting to a small issue.
My bigger point is that there are many little details of the way we’re being ask to live out lives that I think the experts should pay attention to.
I was on the busiest bus I’ve seen in ages because of the curfew-induced kicking out time.
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Hide AdPeople are trying to rush their dessert in a restaurant when their evening was never going to turn into a debauched session.
It’s the small details that will make this system succeed or fail.
Steve N Allen is a comedian and broadcaster who was raised in Sutton-in-Ashfield. He currently stars in The Mash Report on BBC2.