My front gate

I HAVE to close my front gate on three occasions each Monday, Wednesday and Friday mornings following visits from my milkman, paperboy and postman respectively. On Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays I have to close my front gate on two occasions only because milk deliveries are made only on alternate weekdays.

On Sundays I spend the morning in bed with my newspaper, and my dogs take themselves for a walk - In my dreams.

Ian Jakes,

Rectory Road,

Church Warsop.